Golf resort
A guy receives a brochure in the mail for a golf resort where everything
costs just $1.
He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of unlimited golf.
He plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. He goes for lunch, it costs
him another buck. He goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck.
His room
is only a buck a day!
Sunday evening, he heads out to play one last round and stops by the pro
shop and charges a sleeve of golf balls to his room.
When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees:
Golf: $2.00
Meals: $6.00
Room: $2.00
Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000
Calling the manager, he says, "Hey, what is this all about? Everything is
supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three thousand bucks for three
golf balls?
Are you nuts?"
I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but perhaps you didn't read the fine
print in our brochure. That's what our golf balls cost."
"Well," said the man, "If I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've
gone to that luxury resort across the road and paid them a thousand dollars a
night
for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for!"
"Well, you see, sir," explained the manager, "Over there they get you by the
rooms. But over here...."
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