The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now
Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I
want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No, Madam, the gardener did."
***** AND SUDDENLY, SHE HAD HER PAY RAISE .... !
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