CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why
such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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