A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him
apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is
a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located
the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head
into the opening, at which time the machine started
to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign
that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.' "Why not?" thought
the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and
whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands
and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This
Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from
Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both
ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his
fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood
into the opening. When the machine started buzzing,
the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed
out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With
trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw
his tender unit... which now had a button sewn on the end.
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