Once a farmer has a horse, who has a very depressing face, so the farmer puts up an ad in local newspaper. "Anybody who makes my horse laugh, gets $10,000". The next day a man comes up to the farm and says" I can do it, just let me be alone with the horse for 5 minutes". The farmer agrees. After 5 minutes, the man comes out with the horse, and lo and behold, the horse is actually laughing. The farmer is surprised and pays up. After a couple of days, the farmer gets irritated to find his horse still laughing. He again puts up an ad, this time it states. "Whoever makes my horse cry, gets $10,000". The next day, the same man comes up and again says, "Give me 5 minutes alone with the horse." The farmer agrees. After 5 minutes, the man leads a crying horse out of the stables. The farmer is surprised, he asks the man, "What did you do with the horse?" The man says, "The first time I told the horse, I was hung bigger than him. So, the horse started laughing." The farmer is amused, and asks, "What did you say the second time." "Well, I actually showed him." said the man.
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