*Two ladies talking in heaven:* *
1st woman*: Hi! My name is Wanda. * 2nd woman*: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? * 1st woman*: I froze to death. * 2nd woman*: How horrible! * 1st woman*: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? * 2nd woman*: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. * 1st woman*: So, what happened? * 2nd woman*: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. * 1st woman*: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
