Recently, in Hungary a man went to the bank to ask for a loan. The bank manager
said "No way" and sent him on his way.
Irate, the customer returned an hour later with a pistol and a watermelon, and
dragged the bank manager out at gunpoint into the foyer.
The manager later explained "I asked him, 'Are you going to shoot me??' and he
said 'Not if you f**k this melon!!'" The gunman then shot a hole in the melon,
then with his trousers around his knees and a pistol at his head, the manager
got to work on the fruit in front of his staff and a crowd of customers.
Ten minutes of managerial grunting later, daring clerks succeeded in
overpowering and disarming the gunman. "Actually," one of the clerks admitted,
"we could have stopped him much earlier, but we'd never seen our Manager enjoy
himself so much!"
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