An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and
roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it
look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Deese are bull's
testicles from de bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation
down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. Dere is only one serving per day
because dere is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and
place your order, we will be sure to save you theese delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening
he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but my portion is much, much smaller than the one I saw
you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes de bull,
he wins."
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