The following are all > replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency > forms in the section for listing father's details. > These are genuine excerpts from the > forms…… > > 1. Regarding the > identity of the father of my twins, child A > was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the > identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was > conceived on the same night. > > 2. > I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as > I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly > from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men > that I think were at the party if this helps. > > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. > She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had > unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember > that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to > track down the father, can you send me his phone number? > Thanks. > > 4. I don't know the identity > of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has > a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. > Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, > and see if he's had it replaced. > > 5. I have never had sex with a man. > > 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he > informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would > have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am > torn between doing right by you and right by the > country. Please advise. > > 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all > squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a > Royal Green Jacket. > > 8. Peter Smith is the > father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you .ask > him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? > > 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived > at Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic > Kingdom. > > 10. So much about that > night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is > Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. > If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than > going to the party at number 46, mine might have > remained unfertilised......... > > > & the best of all > > 11. I am > unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after > all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure > which one made you fart. > > > > > > > > > > >
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