FRUSTRATED SEX
The husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, 'This will
make you happy tonight.'
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, the wife squirted
it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.
ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her
92 year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her
if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he
could have sex....he could also fly
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