This deserves a ROFLMASFANO! Kris On Tue, Mar 1, 2011 at 12:40 PM, asfan <asfa...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > For Deep: > > *Two Woodpeckers* > > So, this Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico > arguing > about which country > had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree > that no woodpecker could peck. > > The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole > in > the tree with no problem. > The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. > > The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker > to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term > frequently used by woodpeckers ). > The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and > accepted > the challenge. > > The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully > pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat... > > Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian > woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker > was able to > peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own > country? > > After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: > Apparently, Tiger Woods and Shane Warne were right, when they said, > your pecker gets harder when you're away from home. > > > > > > > -- http://engayginglife.blogspot.com "Remember that if men were not meant to be sucked, their bodies wouldn't have come with a nozzle!" - A Gay
