Riddles: 1. I get stuck with a piece of meat between the buns. When I get old I get limp. You're never satisfied with a little head. What am I? 2. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 3. Over 1,000 went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I? 4. Why did The Lord give women nipples? 5. What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ 1.Lettuce 2. An Elevator 3. The Titanic 4. To make suckers out of men 5. One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak
