Prafulbhai was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent medical graduate. The young Gujju doctor listened to him carefully and told him,
"Go home, Lie down on your tummy, Open your arse wide, And ask your wife to pour some gin up your arse-hole." "What???" said Prafulbhai The doctor repeated patiently, "Go home. Lie down on your tummy. Open your arse wide. And ask your wife to pour some gin up your arse-hole." The headache was really killing him, so Prafulbhai went home and, very skeptically, tried out what the doctor told him. And guess what, the headache vanished! So Prafulbhai goes running back to the doc, and says "Doctor, doctor, where did you learn this amazing cure ?" And the doctor replies modestly, "Oh that's nothing. They taught us this on our very first day in medical school" "Really?" says Prafulbhai, "This is what they taught you in medical school?" "Yes, of course. They said for a headache you should always prescribe "Analgin" .