g_b Saturday Smilie

[asfan]

Planning to cash her paycheck, a nurse walks into a bank. 
She reaches into her pocket to pull out a pen to sign her check. 
Instead of a pen, she finds she has pulled out a rectal thermometer 
from the pocket. 
She looks at the rectal thermometer in complete shock. 
She states in disbelief, “Some asshole has my pen!”