oh isn't humor great. SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: Blind man driving. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels. On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels. At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You’ve come to the right place. On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout. On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts. *In a Non-smoking Area:* *"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and* *will take appropriate action.* On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push. At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. *In a Veterinarian's waiting room:* *"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!* At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. *In the front yard of a Funeral Home:* *"Drive carefully. We'll wait.* *At a Propane Filling Station:* *"Thank Heaven for little grills.* *And the best one for last;* *Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:* *Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.*
