My father died the 23th. I feel that you feel and I am with you.
Patrick
--- Robert Hemus <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> a �crit�:
> My brother died the 16th and we went to his memorial in Sagle, Id. Met
> a gal and she gave me this. I just had to share it with all of you.
> Bob
>
>
> Conversion Units for the Scientifically Challenged
>
> Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
> 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
> 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
> Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1
> bananosecond
> Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
> Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =
> Knotfurlong
> 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
> Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
> 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
> Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
> Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
> 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
> 1 million- microphones = 1 megaphone
> 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
> 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
> 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
> 52 cards = 1 decacards
> 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
> 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
> 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
> 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
> 10 rations = 1 decoration
> 100 rations = 1 C-ration
> 2 monograms = 1 diagram
>
> I'm sorry, just couldn't help it
> Bob
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