Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honor to greet you warmly on this special occasion. Please, everybody, raise from your seats, so I can see you a little better (looks like we're a little late on the electricity bill) and conduct a headcount. If there are less than 40,000 visitors in the audience here tonight, you will be given officially licensed autographs hand-(...) ehr, hoof-signed by Larry the Cow.
Please, enjoy your stay! frilled (kinda part of security) -- [email protected] mailing list
