heheh ice and scotch lovers normally leads to a minor riot, plus to those Gentooists who do not live in the UK would not realise that it is normally cold enough here to not need ice :]
An addition to your script Darren ### cd /local/pub && more beer > /dev/mouth ### ^^ shamelessly stolen from a gentoo-dev post to this list many months ago stu ps. xmas piccy http://dugnet.com/klown/wallpaper/show.php?id=_wallpaper/_linux/christmastux2k5 On 25/12/05, darren kirby <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > quoth the Neil Bothwick: > > On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:30:25 -0800, darren kirby wrote: > > > if [[ ${Merry_xmas} != 0 ]]; then do /pub/glenlivet --short --double > > > --rocks ; done > > > > Heathen! A decent whisky should never be polluted with ice. > > > > USE="noice" emerge glenlivet > > Well, I was just trying to help out Stuart, I don't drink scotch myself, and > didn't realize ice is a faux pas. > > My own script would be more like: > > if [[ ${today} == ${weekday} ]]; then do /home/beer --ale; done > elif [[ ${today} == ${weekend} ]]; then > while [[ ${sober} ]]; > do /bar/martini --gin='bombay' --dry --shaken > done # literally! > fi > > -d > -- > darren kirby :: Part of the problem since 1976 :: http://badcomputer.org > "...the number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected..." > - Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson, June 1972 > > > -- "There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't" --Unknown -- gentoo-user@gentoo.org mailing list
