Hey, guys - I used the translator thing to spruce up some pages on my website!! These have all been translated using the Redneck one: All About Me Hey! Fry mah hide! Mah name's Lanie, an' this hyar is th' page whar ah tell yo' all about me. ah's a 17-year-old gal, an' a Junio' in High Skoo. ah live in Ottawa an' Olathe, Kansas (mah 'rents is divo'ced). ah have a wide variety of pets, friends, an' fambly. ah stan' up fo' whut ah believe in, an' doesn't let ennybody tell me how t'live. God is a trimenjus part of mah life. ah LOVE animals, an' hope t'become a veterinarian (mah goal on account o' ah was 4 years old! Fry mah hide!). ah LOVE t'sin', ah like readin', writin', playin' mah git-fiddle, bowlin', air hockey, foosball, houn'dogback ridin', hangin' out wif mah friends, an' lissenin' t'moosic. ah's involved in Swin' Group (our seleck choir), Ban' (ah's 1st chair flute an' piccolo), Jazz Ban' (ah play piano, so't of - no lessons o' ennythin', ah jest try t'figger it out as ah go along), Biology Club, Drama, an' Fo'ensics. In past years, ah have also been involved in Cheerleadin' an' FBLA. So, hyar's mah page about me. Don't be afraid t'e-mail me eff'n yo'd like. ~Lanie~ Gwen an' Chino Gwen an' Chino is mah oldess breedin' pair. So far, they haf had 8 litters, an' seem t'be still gwine strong! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! :o) < Gwen Gwenyth Ebony of Royal Star is th' BIG MAMA of Royal Star Gerbils. She is black. Shet mah mouth! She has white feet an' a li'l bit of while on her chin, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah got her when ah was a freshman in high skoo (about 2 years ago). She was a baby of th' Biology Room Gerbils at mah skoo. Gwen is so great! Fry mah hide! She's mah sweetie pie. < Chino Chino Roman Sephiroth of Royal Star is a direck dexcendent of th' Royal Star Gerbils patriarch, Alanis Angel, ah reckon. He is a spotted agouti male, an' is a li'l bit older than Gwen, as enny fool kin plainly see. He's sech a cutie! He's th' "Macho Man" of Royal Star Gerbils, an' he treats his wife Gwen like a queen, as enny fool kin plainly see. :O) Back t'Meet th' Royal Star Gerbils LOL! Great, huh?? ~Lanie Royal Star Gerbils http://www.angelfire.com/ks2/flamingblizzard/gerbs.html
