Thanks for the funny tale, Jenn. I HAVE noticed that
people looking at the gerbils in my home turn and look
at me kind of funny when I say "I know how to sex
gerbils." I think they believe I am talking about the
making of the babies instead of determining their
sex... LOL.

Jade


--- Jenn Millington <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >got one....pfew....I can imagine the phone talk
> with friends...."What you're
> >up to tonight?"...."Nothing much...just watching my
> gerbils bulges!" LOL!!!
>
> Could be worse.  My conversation with my husband
> last night went something
> like this.
>
> Me: "We need to sex the gerbils."
>
> Husband: "Ok"  Picks up gerbils turns them over.
> "They're all girls."
>
> Me: "That can't be right.  I sexed them at ten days.
>  At least two of them
> had nipples."
>
> Husband:  "Well I don't see any little bulges."
>
> Me: "You're doing it wrong."  Take gerbils turn them
> over notice very
> slight bulge near the genitalia.  Turn the gerbil
> slightly, further
> examine, then with a critical eye, touch the area.
> Low and behold out
> popped bulge #1 and then #2.  "Their testicles are
> retracted."
>
> Husband: "Well how do you tell then??"
>
> Me: "Push gently on the area around, if a bulge pops
> out it's a boy.
>
> Husband:  "I'm not touching their balls!"  Hands the
> gerbils back to me.
>
> Umm well that was gerbil sexing 101 lesson failure
> LOL.  I don't think my
> husband's interested in sexing 5 week old gerbils
> anymore.
>
> Jenn


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