On Thu, 31 Jul 2003, at 3:16pm, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>> ... Only $239 for the essential ...
>
> That's still WAY too much money for a few peices of injection-molded
> plastic.

  A large factory's central machine broke down one day.  All work in the
factory came to a halt.  They of course immediately called in a repairman.

  The repairman arrives quickly.  He checks a few dials, and examines the
positions of several large gears and levers.  He then opens up a panel,
exposing a valve handle, and turns the handle one-and-three-quarters turns
to the left.  The machine immediately resumes operations.

  The repairman hands the plant manager a bill for $505.

  "Five-hundred and five dollars!?!  For adjusting a valve??" exclaims the
manager.

  The repairman replies, "No.  For that, five dollars.  For knowing to
adjust it, five hundred dollars."

-- 
Ben Scott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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