Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board gt;gt;but
gt;gt; only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant , gt;gt;the
gt;gt; best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford gt;gt;to gt;gt;
die....So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second gt;gt;passenger,
gt;gt;Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of gt;gt;the
gt;gt;United gt;gt;States, I gt;gt;am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I
am a New York gt;gt;Senator gt;gt;and a potential future president." She just took the
second gt;gt;parachute and gt;gt;jumped out of the plane. gt;gt; gt;gt;The third
passenger, George W. Bush, said : " I'm President of gt;gt;the United States of
America, I have a great responsibility being gt;gt;the gt;gt;leader of a superpower
nation. And above all I'm the cleverest gt;gt;President in gt;gt;American history, so
America's people won't let me die." So he put gt;gt;on the gt;gt;pack !
next to him and jumped out of the plane. gt;gt; gt;gt;The fourth passenger, the Pope,
says to the fifth passenger, a 10 gt;gt;year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I
don't have many gt;gt;years left, gt;gt;as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last gt;gt;parachute. gt;gt; gt;gt;The boy said, "it's OK, there's a
parachute left for you. America's gt;gt;cleverest President has taken my schoolbag.
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