[My dear Goans, It is with great honor, dignity and respect that I accept your unanimous nomination as Goa's next patron saint.]
[ Also in keeping with the present environmental times, I have shown my keen ability to generate vast amounts of fiery methane with only modest consumption of legumes and dairy products, thus laying to waste the fundamental laws of thermodynamics.]
[Your humble saint, Marlon]
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By the power vested in me by my vestments and my investments, I hereby declare Saint Marlon cannonised, beatified and dietified. Everybody kneel down. Yes, you too Miguel. Now!!
Hereinafter Marlon Menezes will be referred to as Saint Marlon The Most Holy Saint of Flatulence, in keeping with his explicitly stated powers.
What was that? He's not a Goan? Of course he's a Goan? For chrissake! He owns GoaCom!!
USA? So what? He's still a Goan.
Huh? Dias? Not Dias! Menezes!
Oh!! Bias! Speak louder next time. What bias? We are not biased!!
Goans from Goa should be given preference as compared to Goans settled abroad? Why on earth? Marlon's supporters gave us $2 million. What are you guys offering? Ladins and novenas? Think that counts up here?
Miracle? How many more miracles you want? Don't you read the postings on GoaNet?
Next question!! I got just five minutes for this Press Conference!
Cecil the Beatific Cannoniser
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