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Ladies, Cecil Pinto-ko Gussa Kyon Atha Hai? Lapit --- Cecil Pinto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > The Rules - This Time By Goan Men > > We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now > here are the rules > from the male side. Specifically Goan males. > > ---------- > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. > If it's up, put it > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't > hear us bitching about you > leaving it down. And if you complain too much we > will revert back to the > pig toilets. > > 2. Sunday = Fishing, Football and Feni. It's like > the full moon or the > changing of the tides. Let it be. > > 3. Crying is blackmail. Go to your mother's place > for a few days. But don't > cry. I will send you flowers through EXPRESSIONS! > > 4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this > one: Subtle hints do not > work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not > work! Just say it! > This is not a subtle Steven Speilberg movie. It is a > blatant Prince Jacob > tiatr. Do not leave anything to the imagination. > > 5. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and > anniversaries on the > calendar in the kitchen where you mark how many panv > and poeis and kanknna > the poder delivers everyday. Remind us frequently > beforehand. We will send > the list to EXPRESSIONS (The Flower Shop) to take > care of the matter. > > 6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help > solving it. That's what > we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends and sisters > are for. And Lepoldin > Aunty. > > 7. If you think you're looking like an Old Aunty, > you probably are. Don't > ask us. We refuse to answer. > > 8. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's > genetic. It's Goan. > > 9. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. > There are only so many > village feasts in a year. > > 10. Varieties of Feni are as exciting for us as > handbags are for you. > ==== > > > ===== http://www.goa-world.net/poems http://www.goa-world.net/poems/lino _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! http://vote.yahoo.com
