ARE YOU A MELOMANIAC ? If U2 are an AUDIO SLAVE like me, you will NO DOUBT agree when I say that some bands have OUTLANDISH names. COUNTING CROWS, CRASH TEST DUMMIES, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONALS, THREE DOORS DOWN are such amusing and breathtaking names that after listening to them, one sure needs some AIR SUPPLY! RIGHT SAID FRED?
To XZIBIT the animal lover in me, let me express to you that I adore GORILLAZ, ATOMIC KITTENS, EAGLES and BEATLES but I am pretty scared of WHITESNAKE, SCORPIONS and their STING. Music is my OASIS, my FUEL and SOUL ASYLUM. For me, THE GYPSY KING{s}, QUEEN and PRINCE reign SUPREME{s}. My OFFSPRINGS dote on SEPULTURA, AEROSMITH and METALLICA and show NO MERCY when I plead for organized sound. I tell them that my RESTLESS HEART needs some TLC. Life passes by in a BLUR and the FOUR SEASONS come and go. When I PRAY FOR THE RAIN and days get WET WET WET, I don my CARDIGAN{s} and have a cup of HOT CHOCOLATE. Sometimes, I do feel BLUE especially, when I am in DIRE STRAITS for I know that just 50 CENT wouldn't get me a MEAT LOAF, BLACK EYED PEAS or PEARL JAM but it may just fetch me some KORN, VANILLA ICE and probably some CRANBERRIES too. When I am faced with a CODE RED situation in my life, I just call 911 and THE POLICE come knocking on THE DOOR{s}. They are the MEN AT WORK while working UNDERCOVER. If you are in awe of the feminine species, I'm certain you will enjoy DIXIE CHICKS, SPICE GIRLS, BARE NAKED LADIES, BLONDIE and GOO GOO DOLLS. Believe me, you are sure to have a CROWDED HOUSE. This is a CRAZY TOWN and strange things can happen. If you ever have THE CALLING for a party with THE ROLLING STONES, I plead for an invitation and B {o} Y GEORGE, I shall be there. I don't keep CHEMICAL BROTHERS, MATCHBOX 20 and BIOHAZARD{s} together on my shelf, for fear of an ERUPTION. I wouldn't like having a FIRE HOUSE on my hands. VILLAGE PEOPLE don't quite gel with FOREIGNERS and the WEST LIFE but they don't mind starting a CULTURE CLUB of their own. Though I am like ALICE IN CHAINS I dream of being rich and famous someday. If I had JOHNNY's CASH and CHARLIE's PRIDE, I could easily be an ENIGMA. MY WASTED YOUTH was spent with GUNS AND ROSES and a VELVET REVOLVER. Now I attain NIRVANA by listening to GOOD CHARLOTTE. I have the yearning to listen to MUSIKMAN and WHITE ZOMBIE before I go SIX FEET UNDER with NINE INCH NAILS in my coffin made by THE CARPENTERS. If the SPIN DOCTORS don't come up with THE CURE, I pray that MAXI PRIEST or MANIC STREET PREACHER will be there to say THE CREED for me. I hope that I will be laid on ICED EARTH in LINKIN PARK or SAVAGE GARDEN but not in BASEMENT JAXX for I can't TAKE THAT. TRUTH HURTS but I'm sure by then my foes will be celebrating SMASHING PUMPKINS and riding on AIRWAVES while I sleep in ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. Look out for my OBITUARY in TOMORROW'S EDITION. Before I take that trip on my STARSHIP into the GALAXY, I would like to impart with the famous words of William Shakespeare " If music be the food of love, play on". {578 words} THE END SHARBELLE FERNANDEZ Hubli *********************************************************************** * G * O * A * N * E * T *** C * L * A * S * S * I * F * I * E * D * S * *********************************************************************** Greet your loved ones in Goa with flowers! http://www.goa-world.com/goa/expressions/ EXPRESSIONS - The Flower Shop. World famous all over Goa! ***********************************************************************