With all due apologies to the Bee Gees -----------
The Casteist Goan Bachelor's Pathetic Song (re-written lyrics by Cecil Pinto)
Smile, an everlasting smile, I only failed my SSC.
Don't ever, ask me how much I earn, Cause that would bring a tear to me.
We lost all our pro-per-ty, Let's buy a brand new flat, now my love.
Right now, the market is quite down, And I can show you how, my love.
Tell Dad, to renew his FDs, And nominate them all to me.
And I, will give our kids a caste, A surname - and respectability.
You're right. I am a useless bum What else can I saaaay
It's only caste, and caste is all I have, to steal your heart away. It's only caste, and caste is all I have.... =====