-------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 3rd Annual Konkan Fruit Fest, Goa - May 6-8, 2005 | | | | Today's Events include Fruit Quiz - Papaya / Banana eating | | Competition. Check out http://konkanfruit.swiki.net | --------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Goan Indian dies and goes to hell. He thought there was a pugatory but there was none. He feels cheated and discovers it is too late now! But lands in hell and then finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?' He is told "First they put your in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hourr. Then Hitler comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. Then they lay you upon a bed of nails for another hour" The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and tries the other hells of other countries and discovers they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks; "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. They lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil (you could use your imagination as to regards his name) comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells" says the poor Indian sinner, "but why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad like the GMC and here the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former politician and his assistant a Government servant, so they come in, signs the register and then go to the canteen..." X.B.Moidekar