All,

I was doing some non-historical research at the Panjim Central Library this 
morning and this is
what I learnt:

Zubin Metha was born Zerome Mendes and grew up in Salcette.  As a young boy, 
while playing at
Colva beach, he got the idea to become a conductor and took the stage name 
Zubin Metha.  It is not
well known that his first job was a bus conductor on the Vasco-Panjim route 
which inspired him to
Philharmonic conducting. In fact, a bus conductor job inspires most to anything 
except bus
conducting.

Englebert Humperdick was born in Chicalim. His birth name was Joao but when he 
visited Benaulim
some people called him John. To avoid any confusion and a Portuguese-English 
conflict, he settled
on the name Englebert Humperdick which is spelt in Romi Konkani as Englebert 
Humperdick. He used
to hang out in Vasco as a teenager where the girls ignored him, hence the song 
A MAN WITHOUT LOVE.


Cliff Richards was born in Anjuna. His birth name was Richards Fernandes. As a 
young boy he played
by the Anjuna cliffs (this was before greedy developers stole the sand and the 
cliffs collapsed). 
His parents used to yell out and say "Cliff, Richards" to warn him from going 
too close to the
cliff's edge. Hence the name Cliff Richards. He often visited his summer home 
in Moira over the
school holidays, hence the title of his new album SOMETHING'S GOIN ON.  As a 
matter of fact, all
of us know something is going on in Moira, we just don’t know WHAT is going on.

Mahesh Gopalnath took the Aldona ferry as a young man and like his extensive 
posts, his ferry ride
converted into a long, meandering voyage to America where he took the name 
Mario Goveia upon his
initiation into the white-Christian party (Republicans as Howard Dean calls 
them).  However, his
primary motivation for the name change to a nice Catholic sounding name was to 
confess his
cyber-sins.

To the non-Goans (and hidden spammers) on this list, please know that everyone 
is a Goan, all the
world is Goa.  Classified archaeological research soon to be made available 
under the Freedom of
Information Act will show humankind originated in Goa.  The Book of Genesis 
will show Goa was
created in 6.5 days (perfection takes awhile), the rest of the imperfect world 
took half a day.

So know you know the truth.

Regards,
George



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