DEAR AUNTY - No. 8: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Our pai is very sick. GMC & Hospicio are full. Apollo, Vintage, etc, too
expensive - we can't afford their rates. Where to take our pai ? Chico.
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Dear Chico: Pai Nursing Home, Vasco. They'll also give you pi-rates.
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2. DEAR AUNTY.
What kinda drink can I offer my 'phoren' fiancée - Goan or Mexican? Paixao.
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Dear Paixao: You trying to be 'fenny' or you're trying 'tequila' ?
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3. Dear AUNTY,
The horrible oil slick is spreading off the Goa coast - how come our govt.
was late to respond as usual ? Isn't the coastguard alert & prepared ? Ola.
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Dear Ola: Oily to bed,oily to rise, oil-ways late, they think its oil-right!
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
What's the difference between Mount Mary's and Mr. Ale Mount ? Zico.
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Dear Zico: One is 'Hill Church' and the other is 'Churchill'!
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm in Kaun Banega Crorepati final! For 1 crore, I've to select name of one
car only - Maruti-Suzuki or Mitsubishi-Lancer. Which to choose? Locker D.J.
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Dear Locker: Mitsubishi! You see, Locker D.J., that's your final Lancer !
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
My girlfriend's Chile and Hungary ! She wants to get Goan. Can Jamaica? Manu
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Dear Manu: No'rway !......but, Alaska !
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Ah, Goa......land of music, dance, feni and all those enchanting rebecs, has
today so many ABC's (Atheists, Believers , Catholics). Please comment. Bob.
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Dear Bob: Too much 'sects' and 'violins' in Goa today !
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
A goonda from Borim comes to Dhempe to line my sister. Can I beat him? Sam.
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Dear Sam: I think you should Ponda it over before you Punjim !
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
At Goan party celebrations, folks gather round the dinner table, mumble
blessings and end up spitting over the salad - whatever do they say?? Lina
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Dear Lina: "Lettuce spray....!"
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
Gov'nor claims this week that AIDS is spread by Goan lifestyle. True ? Sue.
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Dear Sue: According to W.H.O. ??
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Please can you give us lots more Konkani "Knock! Knock!" jokes ! Blandino.
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Dear Blandino: "Knock! Knock!"..."Konn?"..."Aiiee!"..."Aiiee konn??"
"Arrre..............Ai-konn berro re ??"
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Yesterday's news: " Aunty molested whilst jogging". Comment. David.
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Dear David: Today's news: "More aunties found jogging !!".
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