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Cecil Pinto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Yesterday I got a query, "How do I get my spouse to
> stop snoring?" Now I can't understand why the
> person asked me. This is not Goa related nor in
> any of my areas of specific expertise.
-snip-
> Anyone got any better suggestions?
Cecil,
Strangely enough, this topic is currently being
discussed in one of the Toronto newspapers.
Apparently, the best method to stop snoring is by
tilting the bed from head to toe. Put a brick under
the legs on the headboard side. If the snoring does
not stop on the first night, add another brick until
the snoring stops.
In case you are wondering, yes, this is called the
Masonary position.
Mervyn3.0
PS. For those of you who want your spouse to snore,
give him/her one of Mario's posts to read :-)
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