IT HAS…….. A lady (Dumelin) was slowly recovering from a heart attack. She pleaded with her cardiologist (Dr. Pereira):-
Dumelin: Doctor, you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to be there for my grand-son's First Holy Communion. Dr. Pereira: (compassionately) We'll try. Sometime later Dumelin again spoke to her Doctor: Dumelin: My grand-daughter is to be married in 15 months. Please help me to be able to attend her wedding. Dr. Pereira: We'll do our best. Dumelin happily attended her grand-daughter's wedding. Seven years passed. Dumelin visited her cardiologist regularly and followed his instructions. One morning she called Dr. Pereira: Dumelin: Doctor, I am feeling fine, but I have another request to ask of you. Remember how you saw me through to my grand-son's First Holy Communion Celebration?. Dr. Pereira: Yes. Dumelin: And later how you helped me to attend my grand-daughter's wedding? Dr. Pereira: Yes. Dumelin: Well, as you know I have just celebrated my 83rd birthday. And my son-in-law gifted me a new mattress. Dr. Pereira: I see. Dumelin: It has a 20-year guarantee... Dr. Pereira: ??? Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.