Over this weekend, I was reading about the latest research about the sex 
chromosome in our genome. It appears the 'Y' has earned quite a bit of bad rap. 
They say the 'Y' chromosome is weirder than the 'X' chromosome. I am not sure 
whether I would agree with that assertion. Based on my empirical observation, I 
think the two chromosomes are both weird.

For example, I know of many people (both Americans and Goans) who basically 
wasted their lives chasing partners who were way beyond their level of 
lifestyles. So I thought I'd poke a little fun at how people in different age 
groups may be processing the daunting task of finding love.

You may have come across something similar. But here's my take.

A woman in early 20's might say: I am too gorgeous for this loser. How dare 
this creep hit on me?

A woman in early 30's might say: He doesn't have a decent amount of hair on his 
balding head.

A woman in early 40's might say:  I make more money than this fool. He should 
learn to earn a decent living before asking me out.

A woman in early 50's might say: Of course, even a truck driver would be cute! 

A woman in early 60's might say: It's so lonely out there. Do we have a future 
together?

Yeah right.



And here's what males may be thinking  ...

A man in early 20's might say: I am broke but I only date the prettier ones.

A man in early 30's might say: Settle down? Are you crazy? I am all about 
partying with the gorgeous ones.

A man in early 40's might say: I am not looking for a supermodel but I am all 
yours if you can afford my booze and cigars.

A man in early 50's might say: Never mind my paunch - But I think those 
love-handles make you look hot!

A man in early 60's might say: Who cares about the looks? I am crazy about you.

Yeah right. You damn well know your dong can't hold a "decent conversation" 
without Viagra in your sixties. Who are you kidding?



Jim Fernandes
Colva / Scarsdale, NY.

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