Wino v Whino Wino and Whino were debating which was worse: Excessive Wining or Incessant Whining.
Unable to come to any resolution, they decided to consult a well known doctor. They each argued the benefits of their respective Passion ( or Predicament, if you will ). One argued that Wine was proved to be good for health, the other argued that Whining helped him feel better. The doctor advised against too much of anything; Too much Wining was harmful to the liver, and Chronic Whining was bad for everything including the ability to be more productive in life. BUT.....the Wino and Whiner continued to argue. So, the doctor listened to the two of them for an additional hour and charged them double. Not Bad for Business, I'd say.... jc
