Brilliant, but don't go looking for a job with the current State Department.
May be Trump is getting all those 'no can do's' from Melania as well, which may account for his wanting to grab all that ***** and angrily cancelling all those trade deals because everyone heard about his cravings. "If I can't get it, you can't too". Roland Francis 416-453-3371 > On Jan 22, 2017, at 12:53 PM, Frederick FN Noronha * फ्रेड्रिक नोरोन्या * > فريدريك نورونيا <fredericknoron...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President. > > First briefing to the President by CIA, Pentagon, FBI: > > Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays. > > CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, > Qatar and others. > > Trump: The Democrats created them. > > CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding > from the natural gas lobby. > > Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. > > CIA: We can't do that. > > Trump: Why is that? > > CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak. > > Trump: I don't care. > > CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. > They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy > in Kashmir. > > Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban. > > CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check > during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their > nukes. > > Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let > us start with the Saudis. > > Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted > their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get > that oil - and we cannot let their people own it. > > Trump: Then, let us invade Iran. > > Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir. > > Trump: Why not? > > CIA: We are talking to them, sir. > > Trump: What? Why? > > CIA: We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them, Russia will > obliterate us as they did to our > buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check. > > Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again. > > CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq. > > Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq? > > CIA: We need the Shi'ite gov't of Iraq to keep ISIS in check. > > Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US. > > FBI: We can't do that. > > Trump: Why not? > > FBI: Then our own population will become fearless. > > Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border. > > Border patrol: You can't do that, sir. > > Trump: Why not? > > Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall? > > Trump: I am banning H1B visas. > > USCIS: You cannot do that. > > Trump: Why? > > Chief of staff: If you do so we'll have to outsource White House operations > to Bangalore. Which is in India. > > Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President??? > > CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!!
