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Pakistani tourists, a man (Anwar) and his wife (Zeinab) travels to the Middle East. A Yemeni man (Khalid) approaches to (Anwar):- Khalid: I'll give you 100 camels for your woman. Anwar: What?? What did you say??? Khalid: You heard me, I said, I'll give you 100 camels for your woman. After a long silence......... Anwar: I am sorry. She is not for sale. The indignant wife (Zeinab) asks to Anwar: Zeinab: What took you so long to answer? Anwar: I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
