Hi Yahoo!Mail,

Long time no see, amigo/a, where you been? Thought Google and Gmail had
done you in for good. But no, you are still around, and surprisingly waging
the good fight against nasty ole commercialisation. Which seems rather odd,
though, coming from someone engaged in (coff! coff!) commerce, and someone
whose parent, Yahoo, sold out to Verizon for no less than 4.48 billion
(thanks, ChatGPT!). Anyway, to each their own blind spots, I guess.
By the way, is there a human operating your id or is it really you? If the
latter, we might need to query the mods at Goanet as to your membership of
this group and whether due process was followed in admitting you, or
whether any monies (perhaps billions!) were involved in getting you this
seat at our table. We are not aware whether entities other than human
persons are allowed membership of Goanet. We wait with bated breath
(thanks, Shakespeare!) for your response, even if auto-generated.

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