Paper Tigers and Paper Promises -- Goa's New 21 Point Programme! Mog Soglea Niz Goenkarank!
Paper Tigers and Paper Promises Paper tigers...those who try to scare you with the fear of the actual tiger, by actually displaying a picture of a very ferocious tiger on a piece of paper... Paper promises...those hollow promises made on paper and are seldom or never kept...like our Goan Politicians do all the time! Paper Tiger and tigers are the current politicians of the state of Goa, including the main Chief paper Tiger! Paper Promises are well echoed in the bought-over dailies of Goa on the front page! and a lifesize photo of the paper tiger in question and his sidebums! Some tall paper promises yet to be seen the light of the day...and the burning issues that plague Amchem Bhangarachem Goem of Today! Read this as Goa's latest 21 Point Programme... (1) Goa's and Margao's garbage problem...sonsoddo still in shambles...Aam Aadmi suffers! (2) Bad Goan roads...now that the monsoons are long over...no sign of any work starting...Aam Aadmi still suffers! (3) Law and order situation...unsolved robberies...uncaptured robbers...murders and rapes...once upon a time unheard of in GOA...Aam Aadmi is danger! (4) Corruption at IFFI...Aam Aadmi Looted! (5) Hospicio Hospital at Margao...lacks attention...Aam Aadmi falls sick! (6) Government jobs sold to outsiders at the highest bidder and Goan youth begging agents to secure jobs overseas... (7) SEZs...? (8) Regional Plan...Goa is still under the builders axe... (9) Illegal immigrants...Margao shows the way... (10) Dabolim or Mopa...the words change dimension as the nature of the situation...if elections are held in south Goa....Dabolim only...if elections are held in north Goa...Dabolim and Mopa! (11) Bull fights...Annadi boil or annadi politicians...Goenkara Annadi Zainaka! (12) Noise pollution act (Madhya Pradesh)...invite a Minister and you can rock and roll till dawn... (13) Traffice police...chaiak kitem dhi patrao...your challan can be waived @ Rs. 200/- (14) Beach Shacks...send fresh food cooked on the beack or a hefty commission to the tourism minister...even a Bhailo can own a shack on Goan shores... (15) 1980s Koankanni uloi koankanni boroi...2007...Ghantieank gheavun sorkar choloi! (16) Crores spent on IFFI, while Aam Aadmi struggles to make both ends meet... (17) Niz Goenkar is forgotten and his place is taken place by Aam Aadmi who is nothing but a immigrant... (18) In Bollywood it was AAMAR AKBAR ANTHONY in Goa it is PARRIKAR Misquita MATHANY!...and that rhymes! (19) Niz Goenkar says...Goem Vinklem Ghantar...Immigrants say...Goem Amchem Dubai... (20) In Panjim there is a GOA BACHAO ABIYAN...otop Margao's Monte Hill...it is Goa Balatkaar Abiyan! (21) South Goa Parlimentary Elections 2007 -- 10 % Goenkars...26% Ghantis...total 36%...Result Congress I (While Dr Mesquita down his sorrows in a token hunger strike at Margao's Lohia Maidan...Francisco Sardinha raises his spirits and pops open the champaign at a victory rally at Baina with immigrants). I welcome Niz Goenkars to add to this list...its 2.46am out here in Dubai and i can stop at 21 for today as sleep beckons...feel free to continue this chain of grievances in your own humorous style...providers it slips the MODERATORS CUT!' Mog Soglea Niz Goenkarank: Cedric da Costa Dubai __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com
