Statutory Warning : The letter below is written in an extremely satirical vein. All the characters and events described therein are entirely fictitious and the remotest resemblance to any real persons/events is entirely co-incidental.Furthermore,the contents of the letter could be harmful for those without a "humour" centre in their frontotemporal lobes.
Dear Rajan,I have been following your contributions on Goanet with an ever increasing sense of nausea. You are obviously a hardcore BJP/RSS recruitreeking of "Hindutva" who does not care a damn about Goa. I agree entirely with Roland that your pro-BJP stance is absolutely unforgivable.Why do you not take a leaf out of the " valiant,forthright and amazingly far sighted " as well as " entirely apolitical " Congress supporters and expose all the mistakes made by Manohar Parrikar and the BJP ( just like all these Congress fans are so quick to point out the few minor errors made by their near blemishless leaders ) ??? You say you will not defend the indefensible.I can bet,however,that you and your cronies on Goanet will try to dispute the following indisputable facts : 1) Manohar Parrikar and the BJP came to power by backstabbing Francisco Sardinha and Dr Wilfred D'Souza ( both of whom are the cleanest and most principled politicians in Goa...apart from Digamber Kamat who is of course the next best thing to God ).No Congress goverment in Goa (or for that matter anywhere in India ) has ever come to power using such tactics. 2) Manohar Parrikar's term in Goa was marked by total anarchy in the administration ( in stark contrast to the perfection achieved by the Congress goverment,espescially since the end of BJP rule ).Thanks to Pratapsinh Rane and even more due to the magic weaved by Digamber Kamat, Goa is already past the requirements of being termed a model state, with a superb educational and health system (with the pristine Goa Medical College leading the way ),24 hour uninterrupted water and electricity,roads like billiard tables,a public transport system which would be the envy of any western country and rapidly falling prices of essential commodities ( the high quality wheat rationed out was praised by the Pravda recently ) 3) About communal harmony during BJP rule,the less said the better.While the extent of communalism during Parrikar's rule has been never fully estimated,who can forget the razing down of the Bishop's palace,the way scores of houses in Fontainhas that were burnt down,the historic 12th century place of worship in Curchorem which was destroyed using 21st century cannons ? What was particularly sickening was the release in all major cinemas of a totally fabricated historical film claiming that all Hindu's in Goa were originally Jewish and were forced to convert to Hinduism by the Kadamba dynasty tyrants.And if this was not enough,the BJP took the atrocious decision that only Hindu's would have holidays on important religious days celebrated by other communities.Contrast this with the Congress policy of not only maintaining communal harmony but going well out of the way to look after the interests of the minorities. Not satisfied with this,the Congress has been ensuring even lesser communal problems for the future by re-adjusting Goa's demographics by encouraging more and more people to come and settle in certain areas ( which also means that the huge surplus Goa has in infrastruture terms being fully utilised) 4) Above all, can you deny that Manohar Parrikar is a dictatorial personality in comparison to whom the likes of Hitler and Stalin look like gentle hearted Tibetan Monks ?. How is it that during the BJP regime there were no major agitations in Goa, unlike the massive protests that have been permitted by the Congress against such minor snags in governance like the regional plan 2011 and the SEZ imbroglio ?Surely,there were much bigger scams during BJP rule and unless the "valiant,forthright and amazingly far sighted " ( and of course, "entirely apolitical" ) activists in Goa were either being held in concentration camps or being threatened by the SS type organisation that Mr Parrikar had created,these great souls would have set up a Virodhi Manch and Bachao-ed Goa from this tyrant ? Perhaps,Rajan,you have been misguided and biased towards supporting this despisable person and his organisation because of the highly biased Pro-Manohar Parrikar and Pro-BJP rantings of the Goan newsmedia ,who ordinarily write with freedom from fear and herald good tidings.This of course is purely because Mr Parrikar supressed the scribes by ordering his secret police to torture them ( in secret chambers which had been created in the cellars of Hindu temples). This torture process proabably included evisceration of certain parts of their anatomy, forever rendering them impotent in their abilities to report in an unbiased manner.My sincere request to you is to change your ways immediatly and start supporting the Congress like the "valiant,forthright and amazingly far sighted " individuals on Goanet....but remember,you must first become apolitical before you can be Pro-Congress ( and particularly if you wish to be anti-BJP ).Or else....I am sure the Goanet community will join me in asking the moderators (who unlike your Parrikar and BJP are neither dictatorial nor communal ) to ban you from this forum for life. Luv and Regards,anand ( Dr Anand Virgincar ) Sounds like? How many syllables? Guess and win prizes with Search Charades! Messenger on the move. Text MSN to 63463 now! Sounds like? How many syllables? 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