re this rather crude and surprising offer from Selma: 'Quero um fusco?' [in English translates as: "Do you want a fart?"]
Gabriel de Figueiredo responded: 'Não. Mas talvez uma Fusca [in English translates as: "Not really ...but a VW Beetle perhaps"] [The VW beetle is known as 'la Fusca' or 'a Fusca' in South America] Your request is noted, Gabriel. Selma's offer is respectfully turned down with. While natural Gas is an expensive commodity, it is better NOT to rely on imported Gas. If any among us has the problem with excessive Gas production .... there is an OTC remedy i.e. BEANO http://www.beanogas.com/ further educational oportunities are available at this Institute of Higher Learning (Cannot guarantee "jobs in Swindon" even with Portuguese passport) http://www.beanogas.com/UofGas.aspx jc