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Two new showrooms/office spaces, double height (135 sq m each with bath)
for lease in upscale Campal/Miramar beach area, Panaji, Goa.
Contact: goaengineer...@aol.com
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From: "Gilbert Lawrence" gilbert2...@yahoo.com
Something you may not encounter in Goa.
Thinking on your feet.
Now you know why the cost of healthcare is so high.:=))
Regards, Gilbert
***Yes, Dr.Gilbert. It is a delicate issue that of health care. We in Goa
are complaining that it is so costly to be in the hospital for a few days.
Drugs are costly, physicians' fees are high. In fact, life is costly. It is
costly to become sick. People are frightened by H1N1 Flu (Swine Flu). They
are also afraid to be diagnosed of cancer and of other incurable diseases.
You should invent some drugs for these diseases... Sodium bicarbonate may
not help much, but can palliate, as chicken soup can be adjunct therapy for
viral fever (which drugs cannot cure). Hoping for better solutions.
Regards.
Fr.Ivo
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist. He shared
offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with
patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a wrestler. He
gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice
replied,
"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.:=))
