MY FIRST........ A taxi passenger (Lullapann) tapped the driver (Vassu) on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver (Vassu) screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a flower shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then Vassu said : Vassu: "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared the hell out of me!" Lullapann: (Apologized and said), "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." Vassu: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 27 years. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.