OYE TERI.......... An Englishman (John Clerk), an American (Mark Hayden) and an Indian Sadarji (Harbeet Singh) are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says:- John Clerk: I think within 30 minutes I can empty 40 cans of beer. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. John Clerk: “OK”, 20 cans!
And the machine is silent. The American says: Mark Hayden: I think within a 15 minuted I can eat 30 hamburgers. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. Mark Hayden: “All right" 10 hamburgers. And the machine is silent. The Indian Sardarji says: Harbeet Singh: “I think…”, Machine continuously goes BUZZZZZZ..... BUZZZZZZ..... BUZZZZZZ..... BUZZZZZZ..... BUZZZZZZ..... BUZZZZZZ..... Harbeet Singh: (murmured) Oye teri Maa-ka...... Sakhi-Naka.......???? And the machine is silent. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.