To Goanet -

I see that Goans are upset about the vacationing Governor Sidhu's
utterance yesterday that "all is well in Goa."  But Goans, you have
the wrong end of the stick.  You see, he wasn't talking about you,
or even to you.

If you are a ghati, all is indeed well in Goa.  You get free land,
you get to spit, shit, and piss everywhere no questions asked.
Ration card and voting rolls are given to you at lightning speed.

If you are a bhailo who wants to get out of your toilet town in
UP, Bihar, Jharkhand, AP, Rajasthan, MP, Karnataka, Chattisgarh,
Orissa, Bengal etc etc, to create a new toilet town, pitch your 
tent in Goa.

If you are a drug dealer, Goa is your playground.

If you are a prostitute or a pimp, Goa is where you want to be.

Like to gamble and drink?  Goa it is.

If you want to swindle someone, burgle a home, there is no
place better to do it than Goa.

For all other criminal activities under "Miscellaneous," Goa provides
limitless opportunities.

So yes, Governor Sidhu is right.  All is indeed well in Goa.
For everyone except the ordinary, honest niz Goenkar.


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