HOW MUCH......
 
A major traffic jam on Zuari bridge in Goa was preventing people from moving 
forward.
A motorist (Pidu) shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy (Cyril) from the front replied:-
 
Cyril: Well at the traffic crossing Minister is sprawled across the road. He is 
refusing to move from there!

Pidu: But why?

Cyril: He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for 
corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupees as fines!
 
Pidu: So that's his problem. Why we have to suffer?

Cyril: He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire 
if people didn't contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"

Pidu: So how much has been collected so far?

Cyril: Five litres kerosene!
 
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
 





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