2 Sardarank 2 bomb meule:
Poilo Sardar: chol he voron pulisek dium-ia. Dusro Sardar: anim rostearuch tantlo ek futtlo zalear...? Poilo Sardar: fott sangchi re, amkam ekuch meulolo mhunnon. Sardar anim Police: Police: "Tuka faleam socallim 5 vorancher gollar choddoitele..." Sardar: "Ha Ha Ha Ha!" Police: "Tum kiteak hanstai?" Sardar: "Kiteak anv socallim 9 horancher utt'tam." Sardar ani Voiz Sardar voizak sangta: "Mhaka ek 'problem' assa..." Dr: "Koslem.......?" Sardar: "Anv uloitannam mhaka dusro mhonis distti poddonam..." Dr: "Oxem kednam zata?" Sardar: "Aum phone-acher uloitannam." Sardar anim Hitler: Hitler mhontta:, "mhoje sobdkoxant (dictitionary) 'IMPOSSIBLE' hem utor nam." Sardar says: "Atam uloun-chintun koslo faido? Vikto ghetannam topassun pollounk zai aslo.. Man: "Sardarji tuka gormi lagtoch tum kitem kortai?" Sardar: "Anv vochon A/c fuddeant bostam." Man: "Torui punn gormi lagta zalear....?" Sardar: "Tednam anv A/c chalu kortam." Magnnem: Ek sardar dispotto 2 horam magnnem kortalo: "He Vahe Guru mhoji 'lottery' lagoi......." 11 vorsam uprant Vahe Guru distti poddlo anim ragan mhunntlem: "Ok'kol naslelea mhojea puta, ek tori 'lottery' vikti ghe re.. 1 sardar rail-ichea potteancher nidlo. 1 mhonis te vatten vetannam taka deklo anim oxem uloilo: "are pixea tum osso nidlai tho... rail-gaddi eit tor tum moron vetolo..." Sardar: Moje voilean viman (aeroplane) ghelam torui mhaka kainch zaunk nam... rail-gaddi mhonnttai ti kosli vost....? Porikxea (exam) (Bio practicals:) Topaspi: "Hea sukhnneanche paim (legs) bore baxen polle anim tea sukhnneanchem nanv mhaka sang." Sardar: "Mhaka khobor nam." Topaspi: "Tum 'na-pass' (fail) zaloi. Tujem nanv kitem...?" Sardar: "Mhoje paim bore baxen polle anim tum mhojem nanv sang." Joseph Fernandes Mumbai Visit www.fatherspeaks.net Click: Father speaks,on LHS, below home, then click: Messages to Mother Eugenia ABBA FATHERS Feast on 07th August