IN YOUR....... A man (Gabru) comes home completely drunk one night. His worried wife (Libru) asked him: Libru: Where the hell have you been all the night? Gabru: At the new fantastic "Golden Bar N Restaurant". Libru: They way you say... it looks like everything in there made of gold. Gabru: Yeah it is, everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, even the urinals are gold! The wife (Libru) still does not believe his story, and next day she calls up the place to check her husband’s story. Libru: Is this Golden Bar N Restaurant? Bartender: (Answers the phone) Yes, it is. Libru: Do you have huge golden doors? Bartender: (said to himself: since we have painted our Bar N Restaurant with golden colour, it doesn't mean it's made of gold) Yes.... yes, we do have golden doors. Libru: Do you have golden floors? Bartender: Most certainly do. Libru: What about golden urinals? There is a long pause, then Libru hears the Bartender yelling: Bartender: Hey Duming, yesterday evening after playing music for the funeral when you entered here, you said you kept your saxophone right that corner? Duming: Yes I did! Bartender: I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night! Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.