HAS DONE………
An old priest (Fr. Gabru) was driving down to Mangalore from Goa and gets
stopped at Goa-Karwar border. The Inspector (Tukaram) smells alcohol on the
priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
Tukaram: Father, have you been drinking?
Fr. Gabru: Yes my son.
Tukaram: Are you aware Father, that you cannot drive when you are drunk.
Fr. Gabru: But it’s just water.
Tukaram: Then why do I smell wine?
Fr. Gabru looks at the bottle and says:
Fr. Gabru: Oh my God, Praise the Lord…. Praise the Lord…
Tukaram: What’s happening Father?
Fr. Gabru: Once our Lord Jesus Christ has done a miracle.
Tukaram: A miracle.
Fr. Gabru: Yes he had blessed and converted WATER into WINE.
Tukaram: So???
Fr. Gabru: So the "Good Lord! Has done it again!" PRAISE THE LORD!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.