Hi Gusto, I read your well-narrated shaggy dog story [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story] and was almost thinking, "Gracious goodness, Gusto finally got elected! Now it will be a bloody battle on the Moira plateau, instead of taunts and bitterness in cyberspace."
That, alas, was not to be. What an anti-climax. "That dog's not so shaggy." "Esse cão não é tão peludo". Couldn't you simply have made it easier on the rest of us by simply getting elected? Must you always be so difficult? :-) FN