* *No speak English pero que tal el cochambre!!!!! -----------------------------------------------
> No Speak English > A Russian woman married an English > gentleman and they lived happily ever > after in Newcastle . The poor lady > was not very proficient in English, > but did manage to communicate with > her husband. > The real problem arose whenever she > had to shop for groceries. > One day, she went to the butcher > and wanted to buy chicken legs. She > didn't know how to put forward her > request, and in desperation, clucked > like a chicken and lifted up her skirt > to show her thighs. > Her butcher got the message, and > gave her the chicken legs. > Next day she needed to get chicken > breasts, again she didn't know how > to say it, and so she clucked like a > chicken and unbuttoned her blouse > to show the butcher her breasts. > The butcher understood again, and > gave her some chicken breasts. > On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed > to buy sausages. > Unable to find a way to communicate this, > she brought her husband to the shop... > (Please scroll down.) . . . . . . . . . . > What were you thinking? > Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!
