quase. Era ELE que tinha sido cancelado pelo banco... On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:40:53 -0300 "antonio kleber de araujo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
akda> Alguém aqui lembra daquela tirinha do Dilbert que eles não conseguiam akda> atualizar o cadastro e re-incluir um registro que tinha sido apagado por akda> engano e sendo assim akda> dilbert tinha que MATAR o cliente.... akda> akda> -----Mensagem original----- akda> De: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Em akda> nome de Claudiß akda> Enviada em: Wednesday, March 29, 2006 8:26 AM akda> Para: [email protected] akda> Assunto: Re: [gl-L] Re: Somos cúmplices da corrupção akda> akda> Olha o que poderia ter acontecido, PSP: akda> akda> In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts akda> received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed akda> $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. akda> In April he received another and threw that one away too. akda> The following month the credit card company sent him a very nasty note akda> stating they were going to cancel his card if he didn't send them $0.00 akda> by return of post. akda> He called them, talked to them, they said it was a computer akda> error and told him they'd take care of it. akda> The following month he decided that it was about time that he akda> tried out the troublesome credit card figuring that if there were akda> purchases on his account it would put an end to his ridiculous akda> predicament. akda> However, in the first store that he produced his credit card akda> in payment for his purchases he found that his card had been cancelled. akda> He called the credit card company who apologized for the computer error akda> once again and said that they would take care of it. The next day he akda> got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue. Assuming akda> that having spoken to the credit card company only the previous day the akda> latest bill was yet another mistake he ignored it, trusting that the akda> company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out. akda> The next month he got a bill for $0.00 stating that he had 10 akda> days to pay his account or the company would have to take steps to akda> recover the debt. akda> Finally giving in he thought he would play the company at akda> their own game and mailed them a check for $0.00. The computer duly akda> processed his account and returned a statement to the effect that he akda> now owed the credit card company nothing at all. akda> A week later, the man's bank called him asking him what he akda> was doing writing a check for $0.00. akda> After a lengthy explanation the bank replied that the $0.00 akda> check had caused their check processing software to fail. akda> The bank could not now process ANY checks from ANY of their akda> customers that day because the check for $0.00 was causing the akda> computer to crash. akda> The following month the man received a letter from the credit akda> card company claiming that his check had bounced and that he now owed akda> them $0.00 and unless he sent a check by return of post they would be akda> taking steps to recover the debt. akda> The man, who had been considering buying his wife a computer akda> for her birthday, bought her a typewriter instead. akda> akda> akda> akda> akda> akda> On 3/28/06, Paulo Sérgio Pinto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: akda> > Eu hoje melhorei muito, mas já fui muito encrenqueiro. Um dia, recebi akda> > nota de cobrança da Casa José Silva de zero real. Preenchi um cheque de akda> > R$0,00 (zero real e zero centavo) e levei a nota ao caixa. Entreguei-a à akda> > caixa junto com o cheque e pedi o recibo. A mulher me olhou com uma cara akda> > espantada e me disse que eu não tinha que pagar nada. Disse-lhe: akda> > "Senhorita, recebi a fatura e quero quitá-la. Favor receber o meu cheque akda> > a fazer a autenticação mecânica pois tenho pressa." Ela embarcou no meu akda> > jogo, e carimbou R$ 0,00 no recibo. Durante muitos anos guardei essa akda> > nota "quitada". akda> > akda> > Hoje, num exercício sem nexo, fico imaginando se aquele cheque tivesse akda> > sido apresentado e voltado por falta de fundos. :-) :-) akda> > akda> akda> akda> --- akda> akda> Não leve nada pro lado pessoal. Apenas divirta-se. akda> akda> Comentários: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist-L/messages akda> akda> Newsletter: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist/messages akda> akda> Yahoo! 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